Saturday, July 3, 2010

Enemy Mine

Although this blog's chief purpose is to expose Chevron's covert shills, no discussion of this topic would be complete without a mention of Chevron's Über-Shill, Justin H. I do give him credit for being completely truthful about the fact that he is a Chevron spokesperson, but that's where Justin's truth-telling begins and ends. Here are just a few of the footprints Justin's left on the Web:

Justin commenting on The Pump Handle blog

Justin attempts to undermine HuffPo blogger Han Shan

Justin's many comments on various Huffington Post articles

Justin commenting on Green Energy News

An Open Letter to Justin H of Chevron:

Dear Justin,

You may not believe this, but there's a lot that I like about you. I admire your rhetorical skills. I like that you understand the subtle art of lying with facts. You're good at this.

Real good.

But you're doing wrong.

You know this.

You know it in your bones.

You know it in the quiet moments when it's just you looking in the mirror. You'll know this many years from now when you're retired, living comfortably off the wealth you built shilling for Chevron.

I have faith in you Justin, faith that you truly do know these things, because you're not a dumb guy. To do what you do every day, I can only assume that you must have to force yourself to disconnect from your own heart and your inner sense of what's right, much in the same way that a streetwalker has to stuff her feelings in order to prostitute herself.

Is this what you want to be known for, Justin? When you look back on your life, are you going to say, "I sure am glad I did such an effective job helping Chevron avoid its responsibilities?"

Of course not, Justin.

You're better than that.

Join us.

We can't offer you the money and power that Chevron can.

We can only offer our friendship and support. You'll need these things when you finally do begin the hard work of setting the record straight.

Join us Justin, and find out what it feels like to be a hero instead of a villain.


Brendan "FlightSuit" B

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